What is Sir Keir?

What are little boys made of? What did he play as a child? Risk?

He spends money on roads, houses, nuclear power plants, 12 more nuclear submarines. He employs an army of diggers to systematically desecrate the countryside: Hinkley, HS2, Sizewell. Where can they go next? They are nearly done here.

Sr Keir believes in theme parks and artificial intelligence and film studios and T-levels but not birds or trees. His idea of growth stems from concrete not earth. It’s a strange world where we have homeless and hungry and excluded people yet he spends on virtual reality and defence. He has lost connection with his electorate and is playing a giant computer game in which Sir Keir the Brave Knight is Saving the World.